funny : Brett Fish

Top 10 things to do when you forgot to take your phone to the bathroom with you.

More people have cellphones than they do toilets. A startling fact according to a recent study made by the U.N. is that out of the world’s estimated 7 billion people, 6 billion have access to mobile phones, while only 4.5 billion have access to working toilets. This is a deeply disturbing fact, although that was back in 2013 and so hopefully we have moved on a lot from then. What is a far less serious misfortune is that very [...]

By brettfish|2015-05-22T09:57:12+02:00May 22nd, 2015|activities, and other animals., fun, humour'ish, silly things, top 10 List|0 Comments

10 ways to ask for a demotion or pay cut at work

Let's face it, with the way the economy is going these days, you could easily find yourself caught in that awkward place of having just been snuck over the line into the next tax bracket and suddenly being expected to hand over all your hard-earned money to government. Ain't nobody got time for that. So i completely had you in mind when i thought of these: 10 FOOL-PROOF WAYS TO ASK FOR A DEMOTION OF [...]

By brettfish|2015-05-07T15:20:41+02:00May 7th, 2015|activities, humour'ish, silly things|0 Comments

Chasing LOL – part III

Oh sure, you type LOL, but not while you are ever actually laughing out loud - you wouldn't have the stability... But in the meantime let's take some time out to appreciate five more quotes from my favourite actual LOL guy, Jack Handey: 'Don't ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because the faster you go the later you think you are.' [Jack Handey] 'One thing that a computer can [...]

By brettfish|2015-04-22T21:29:31+02:00April 22nd, 2015|and other animals., fun|0 Comments

Chasing LOL – part II

You know how this works. We write LOL, but we barely ever really mean it... but Jack Handey is one of the guys who i know have made people LOL best and for real... so take a look at these offerings and see if any of them do it for you: 'It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.' [Jack Handey] 'I guess of all [...]

By brettfish|2015-03-29T21:59:41+02:00March 29th, 2015|and other animals., humour'ish, silly things|0 Comments

Pearls before Gym

This is honestly pretty much how i feel about the concept of spinning. Well played Stephan Pastis and the gang from Pearls before Swine: [For another great Pearls strip dealing with raiSINs with special guest appearance of a Garfield strip, click here] [For a collection of Pearls before Strips that i deemed fun enough to share on my blog, click here]

By brettfish|2014-07-24T08:26:08+02:00July 24th, 2014|and other animals., humour'ish, shtupidt people|0 Comments

Let me help you avoid those Word Crimes [with a little help from Al!]

i am a big fan of Weird Al Yankovic and if you don't recognise that name then WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? Move out from under that rock you're under and hang out with Uncle Google and get educated... From probably his best music video for 'Fat' [the parody of Michael Jackson's 'Bad'] to classics such as Amish Paradise, Smells like Nirvana and The Star Wars take 'The Saga Begins' More recently there were two exceptional [...]

By brettfish|2014-07-15T17:12:26+02:00July 15th, 2014|activities, and other animals., humour'ish, music, what i am watching|0 Comments

You can be anything you want to be

i posted this a few years ago when i had a Weekly Mash blog going on, but thought it was worthy of a place on Irresistibly Fish as it is one picture that never fails to make me smile a lot and usually laugh out loud [which is unusual for me - normally an inside laugher] i hope it might have that effect on some of you. you know as a child, many well-meaning adults [...]

By brettfish|2014-06-16T13:49:28+02:00June 16th, 2014|humour'ish, silly things|0 Comments

I can Learn you a Thing

Sometimes in the present context of the life in which i live, there are moments where i need to just be incredibly silly for a few minutes just to remain sane. This started me on a journey with my alter ego, Brad Fish, who embarked on a series of Public Awareness video clips with the series titled 'Dangerous Things You Can Least Expect' in which each episode Brad would look at something you might not [...]

By brettfish|2013-06-05T16:58:33+02:00June 5th, 2013|activities, and other animals., humour'ish, silly things|0 Comments

Pearls before Tongue

oh, what a classic, definitely one of the best Pearls Before Swine strips yet - on International Liars Day, Stephan Pastis comes up with an absolute goodie... [For another great Pearls before Swine strip involving flying encyclopaedias, click here]

By brettfish|2013-04-01T08:18:33+02:00April 1st, 2013|and other animals., humour'ish, relationships|0 Comments

Encyclopedias before Swine…

i love Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis - it's usually good, but every now and then it's this: [For another great Pearls before Swine strip involving nationality pun play, click here]

By brettfish|2013-02-22T07:09:05+02:00February 22nd, 2013|and other animals., humour'ish, silly things|4 Comments