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Pearls before Killing

As you all know by now, Pearls Before Swine is my favourite comic strip and if you ever have some time to enrich, you can take a look at a whole bunch of the cartoons i have shared over here. And usually he is just random or clever or biting cynically silly fun, but every now and then he draws a strip which makes you stop and go, "Wo!" and maybe even think for a [...]

Highlight Moment from my life #48: World’s Most Famous Dolphin – No_bob

Many of you will know of No_bob, the world’s most famous stuffed dolphin. But you may not know the story. In 2000 i flew to the UK to earn some money teaching [due to an unfortunate police clearance incident i only ended up doing five days of actual teaching which was a high-or-low-light of itself and mostly looked after old people or University professors, who were about equally competent] so that i could join Youth [...]

By |2015-05-15T10:40:55+02:00May 15th, 2015|and other animals., humour'ish|0 Comments

Pearls before Phones

As many of you know i am a big Pearls before Swine fan and own all the books and am constantly inviting [slash harrassing] PBS creator Stephan Pastis to include the world's most famous stuffed dolphin in his strip. Usually just for laughs, but every now and then, Pastis nails something on the so-serious-it-punches-you-in-the-gut side of things and so when he tackles a pet peeve of mine, you know it's going to be good: As [...]

By |2015-04-17T10:32:18+02:00April 17th, 2015|challenging thorts, change the world|0 Comments

Are you a Pig or a Rat?

So in these two most recent Pearls before Swine cartoons, we get a great glimpse of the character of the two main, um, characters, namely Rat and Pig. Rat being the cynical, mean, vindictive one, i find that i identify with him way too often, and when i notice that i do, i usually have to do some kind of changing of my ways... although sometimes i wish i was this forward: Whereas Pig on [...]

By |2014-10-30T14:10:54+02:00October 30th, 2014|humour'ish, inspire-ations, life, Uncategorized|5 Comments

Abbott and Costello and Pearls Before Baseball ‘n Roll

Is this the best ever Pearls before Swine cartoon strip ever made? Quite possibly yes although it does require you have a bit of a history of foreknowledge to fully appreciate it. And to be honest, as much as i knew the skit it comes from, i had never watched the original til this very moment and it is incredible. Abbott and Costello and if you haven't seen this, do yourself a favour - this [...]

By |2014-10-19T23:53:53+02:00October 19th, 2014|humour'ish, silly things, Uncategorized|3 Comments

Pearls before Fear and Violence

i used to receive me daily Pearls before Swine deliver to my mailbox, but recently this stopped happening for some reason... so now when i remember i dive into the site and do a little catching up [although this also bodes well for me when i order my next Pearls Before Swine annual because there will be ones i have not seen] and these two floated to the top when i did: Sometimes Stephan works [...]

By |2014-10-15T09:14:25+02:00October 15th, 2014|Uncategorized|0 Comments

Pearls before Skeletons

It has been a while but here is a classic Pearls Before Swine misdirection [one of my favourite forms of comedic] to get you smiling: And a bonus one depicting Pearls creator Stephan Pastis working SO HARD to get to his intended punclusion:   Gotta love the Pearls... and if you do... [For a classic stupid Croc Pearls, click here] [For more Pearls Before Swine strips than you can shake a very long stick at, [...]

Pearls before Drugs

A friendly anti-drug service announcement from our beloved punster-in-chief Stephan Pastis and the gang from Pearls before Swine: [For Pearls before Swine take on Solving the Energy crisis, click here] [For Pearls before Swine helpful tips on Cartography aka map-making, click here]  

By |2014-07-05T15:01:39+02:00July 5th, 2014|humour'ish|1 Comment

Pearls before Church Offerings

You know when you're sitting innocently in church and the bag/plate comes along for the offering and you feel guilty, but probably not because of this:   [For Pearls before Swine and babies, click here] [For Pearls before Swine and Shtupidt people, click here]

By |2014-06-09T08:42:57+02:00June 9th, 2014|humour'ish|0 Comments
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