brettfish

About brettfish

Brett Fish is a lover of God and people, and owns the world's most famous stuffed dolphin, No_bob (who doesn't bob). He believes that we are all responsible for making the world a significantly better place for everyone.

the joke being there was no joke

i stumbled upon this article having heard nothing of the joke or even knowing who any of the players are but it really tickled me in a metaphoric kind of way - in a nutshell, i seems like a comedian tweeted an apology for a twitter comment that never existed and then thousands of people got on the bandwagon, lots being sarcastic fans who picked it up and ran with it as if it was [...]

By |2010-12-28T23:41:12+02:00December 28th, 2010|shtupidt people|0 Comments

book review: everyone gets to play [john wimber]

i have been involved with the vineyard church for around ten years now and although i am never going to be a ‘lift high this denomination over another’ i have really enjoyed most of my time here – it is not the one true church for sure and we can definitely still learn and incorporate a lot of stuff from other denominations, but there are a couple of specifically vineyard things that i really do [...]

By |2010-12-28T10:50:06+02:00December 28th, 2010|church, God stuff, what i am reading|0 Comments

the best present (s) we can give

i love my wife [we don't have kids, but if you do have kids, that is one of the best presents you can give them - love your wife well. right now, we will have to model that for other peoples kids] and today she really outdid herself with my Christmas present. i gave her a bunch of stuff - she gave me a bunch of people. my friends. my wife gave me my friends [...]

By |2010-12-25T13:31:35+02:00December 25th, 2010|friends and enemas, God stuff, the beautiful Val (tbV)|4 Comments

two roads scrabbled in the woods, and i scored 167…

just got the word 'diverges' over two triple words (e on a double letter, s was a blank) and scored 167 in online scrabble which is some 40 plus points more than my biggest word before... was a game my beautiful wife started with a 7 letter word so a nice comeback and i finished with 500 plus for i think the second time ever. in other news just made some savoury muffins with which [...]

By |2010-12-24T02:11:53+02:00December 24th, 2010|activities, and other animals., local news, sport and games|0 Comments

keeping the cross in cross-mas

it is fascinating to see what gets christians all passionate and excited (in a pitchfork and flaming torches mob kind of way) - i remember the whole furore around the Christmas to X-mas campaign with stickers and articles and sermons declaring 'put the Christ back into X-mas' [it is only mildly funny that those people would campaign so strongly about that and yet for the most part be completely sucked into the capitalistic greed-focus of [...]

By |2010-12-23T09:18:17+02:00December 23rd, 2010|change the world, God stuff, love and chocolate|2 Comments

who would've thort washing was the dirty option?

wow, so lots of men's toilets feedback, seems like a lot of guys have put some serious thort into this one... and from the feedback, it makes a lot of sense that washing your hands in the restroom may not actually be as clean as we would like it to be - the scenario being that once men have "touched their junk" as the popular phrase seems to be (because civilised people are not allowed [...]

By |2010-12-22T09:47:56+02:00December 22nd, 2010|humour'ish|5 Comments

who would’ve thort washing was the dirty option?

wow, so lots of men's toilets feedback, seems like a lot of guys have put some serious thort into this one... and from the feedback, it makes a lot of sense that washing your hands in the restroom may not actually be as clean as we would like it to be - the scenario being that once men have "touched their junk" as the popular phrase seems to be (because civilised people are not allowed [...]

By |2010-12-22T09:47:56+02:00December 22nd, 2010|humour'ish|5 Comments

if you have-to-pee and you know it wash your hands?

so today i was shopping at century city. yes, 4 days before, call me a madman. at some point i needed to go to the toilet and so i walked into one and waited for the sitting toilets (urinal'ing with four bags in your hand is a talent i am not quite yet proficient yet) and while i was waiting and old man came in and washed his hands and then dried them and then [...]

By |2010-12-21T18:50:26+02:00December 21st, 2010|humour'ish|3 Comments
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