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Dangerous Things You Can Most Promote.

so there are now 13 videos in the 'Dangerous Things You Can Least Expect' series of humorousfilled warning videos highlighting average every day things that we might not have considered the potential lurking dangers thereof... the first one of these has received the most hits and is only 999333 hits away from going viral [if 'going viral' means a million hits] - once i achieve that then rebecca black and i can be facebook friends [...]

By |2012-05-24T07:53:12+02:00May 24th, 2012|friends and enemas, humour'ish, silly things|0 Comments

psalmthing to chew on: psalm 26

and i move on to psalm 26, and another psalm of david clearly set before the little bathsheba incident [2 samuel 11] where he starts by proclaiming how good and righteous he has been and inviting God to 'examine my heart and my mind' [vs. 2] which is a great practice to take from this psalm [altho maybe without the assumption of being clean and pure and righteous, unless it's been a good week for [...]

By |2012-05-05T11:22:21+02:00May 5th, 2012|activities, God stuff, psalms, what i am reading|1 Comment

Dangerous Things You Can Least Expect: The story continues…

once upon a time i developed a bad pseudo afrikaans accent and an idea for a show that would warn people about the inherent dangers lurking behind innocent-seeming things [like paper, ice-cream and screaming "Lego" when someone who is dangling you over a cliff asks what you will give them if they pull you up to safety] and a few people started really enjoying these videos and some people even started sharing them with their [...]

By |2012-04-01T10:57:37+02:00April 1st, 2012|activities, and other animals., humour'ish|2 Comments

Dangerous Things You Can Least Expect part 6

so by now you may have watched one of my Dangerous Things You Can Least Expect videos or perhaps you have even watched all of them from the first one which was warning us about the dangers of paper to the one i recorded today on the many potential calamaties associated with wool - or if you have not caught any of them the whole collection can be found here... i appreciate all the facebook [...]

By |2012-03-03T12:32:26+02:00March 3rd, 2012|activities, and other animals., humour'ish|0 Comments

unaccounted for.

so yesterday we lost a rugby match. like a game. i hear there'll be another one in a few weeks time. in four years time there will even be this kind of one. we won it before. a different team will win it this time. the world will continue to turn. within twenty minutes of us losing the game i was completely bummed. not because we lost the game, but because naturally facebook statusville became [...]

By |2011-10-10T00:35:25+02:00October 10th, 2011|challenging thorts, God stuff, shtupidt people|6 Comments

unseen Brett Andy IX to vote for…

So today i was on a semi long-distance trip and penned a couple of new brett andy’s – usually i try them out on facebook/twitter first before i see what people really like, but these have never been viewed before and so i would really appreciate it if you would take a minute to mention if any of them make you smile or laugh or silently chortle... “As I finished sewing up the incision, there [...]

By |2011-08-08T23:52:28+02:00August 8th, 2011|Uncategorized|9 Comments

who i voted for…

i am busy trying to get inspired to write some more of my book which looks like it is heading towards the end quadrant of it's being writtenment [just for you, Lisa!] and i have half an eye on Twitter where @sharnefinn and @mattnixonjames are keeping me well upto date on how well the DA is doing most places... my other half eye and click finger keep bouncing to the game of http://www.news24.com/maps which has [...]

when humour crosses the line it's not a joke…

Bloomberg Businessweek is one of the publications that carries the story of comedian Gilbert Gottfriend [probly don't recognise the name but if you're old you would probly recognise him from the 'The Problem Child' movies with John Ritter as well as being the voice of Iago from the Aladdin movies] who was fired this week after Tweeting inappropriate jokes about the Japanese crisis... 'March 14 (Bloomberg) -- Aflac Inc., the biggest seller of supplemental insurance, [...]

the joke being there was no joke

i stumbled upon this article having heard nothing of the joke or even knowing who any of the players are but it really tickled me in a metaphoric kind of way - in a nutshell, i seems like a comedian tweeted an apology for a twitter comment that never existed and then thousands of people got on the bandwagon, lots being sarcastic fans who picked it up and ran with it as if it was [...]

By |2010-12-28T23:41:12+02:00December 28th, 2010|shtupidt people|0 Comments

‘raped’ as a fun catch phrase, tweeting tragedy instead of assisting…

what next? leaving the old people outside for the coyotes to finish them off...? sounds far fetched maybe, but i have just been thoroughly revolted by what i have just read [and i know in this day and age we can get mildly upset and tut tutty and each-to-their-own-device but maybe it's time for people to stand up and SHOUT WILDLY AGAINST THIS KIND OF FILTH...] and we need to draw a line... it started [...]

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